Think like a pro........

This quiz consists of four questions that tell you whether or not you
are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down and find the answers
for yourself. There is no need to cheat. The questions are not
difficult at all. All you need to do is think like a professional.

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?



The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside
and close the door. This question tests whether or not you are doing
simple things in a complicated way.

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?



Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put the elephant inside, and
close the door.

Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take the giraffe out, put the
elephant inside and close the door. This question tests your
foresight.

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend except one. Which animal does not attend?




Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator!
This tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking. Ok, if you
did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be
your last chance to test your qualifications to be a professional.


There is a river that is known to have many crocodiles in it. How do
you cross it?


Correct Answer: Simply swim across it. All the crocodiles are
attending the animal meeting!

That completes the test!



This question tests your reasoning ability. So, if you have answered
all four questions correctly, you're a thorough professional.

If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do,
nonetheless there's hope for you.

If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger
flipper in a fast food joint.

If you answered one out of four, try selling your organs. It's the
only way you will ever make any money.

If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not
require any higher mental functions at all, such as management,
politics, law or medicine.