Valentine Rhymes - For those who need some:)

A few Valentine rhymes...

My darling, my honey, my wife...
Marrying you screwed up my life.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,
and so are you... But the roses are wilting, the
violets are dead,the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace...
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot...
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace...
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes...
Damn, I'm good at telling lies

I see your face when I am dreaming...
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love you take my breath away...
What have you stepped in to smell this way.

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime :-))